I heard about five relationship tips for women.

Number 1: It’s important to find a man that loves you and is loyal.

Number 2: It’s important to find a man that’s fun and makes you laugh.

Number 3: It’s important to find a man that’s a good worker–provides a good living.

Number 4: It’s important to find a man that is a great father and is good with children.

And number 5: It’s important that none of these four men know each other.

—Get Ready for Overflow, Joel Osteen