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I heard about this pastor. He was raising funds for a new auditorium. He said to the congregation, “Anyone who will give a thousand dollars can pick out the next three hymns. A little lady in the back stood up and said, “Pastor, I’ll do it.” He was so excited and said, ” Thank you so much. Now, which three HYMNS would you like?” She looked over the congregation and said, “I’ll take him. Him and him. ” pointing her fingers at each man. — BELEIVING WITHOUT A SIGN, JOEL OSTEEN

P.S. If you don’t get the joke, hymns means a religious song or poem of praise to God or a god. him (grammar) (pronoun) = used as the object of a verb or preposition to refer to a male person or animal previously mentioned or easily identified. HYMN is pronounced as HIM.

We’re back on our Jokes are on Wednesdays schedule. I just think Wednesday must be the hardest day for everyone. It’s in the middle of the week and I think it’s just the perfect time for a silly break. 😉 

Thank you for the patience, been a bit occupied lately and couldn’t keep up with the upload.

–marymancee✨✨✨

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