I heard about this archeologist in New York. He dug down 10 feet and found traces of copper wiring dating back a hundred years. He concluded that New Yorkers had a telephone network over a hundred years ago. Not to be outdone, an archeologist from California dug down 20 feet and found copper wirings dating back 200 years. He concluded that Californians had a massive communications network a hundred years earlier than New Yorker. Upon hearing this, Bubba from Texas dug down 30 feet from his farm and found absolutely nothing. He concluded 300 years ago, Texans had already gone wireless.– Sooner than Expected