I heard about this senior citizen. He was driving down the freeway in his brand-new Corvette with the top-down going 80 miles an hour when he saw flashing red lights from a state trooper in his rear view mirror. Without thinking about it, he floated — took off to a 100 miles an hour. He heard the siren behind him. He finally pulled over and said, “Officer, I’m so sorry. I don’t know what I was thinking.” The state trooper said, “Listen! It’s Friday 4 o’clock. My shift is over in 30 minutes. If you tell me a reason why you were speeding that I never heard before, then, I’ll let you go“. The mean thought about it and said, “Officer, years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you were bringing her back.” The officer said, “Have a great weekend!” – Peace With Yourself