“A good laugh heals a lot of hurts.” –Madeleine L’engle

Here’s something to make you laugh today 🙂

“Having an Extreme Beauty Make Over”

I heard about this middle aged woman. She had a heart attack. On the operating table, she asked God if this was it. God said, “No, you have forty more years.” Upon recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital, have a face lift, tummy tuck, liposuction, and extreme makeover. Two months later as she was leaving the hospital, she was hit by a car and killed. She got to heaven and said, “God, I don’t understand it. I thought you said I still had forty more years.” God said, “I’m sorry. I didn’t recognize you.” —Nothing to Prove, Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen’s Jokes Compilation

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