Joyce Meyer’s Jokes “The Husband’s Store”

Anybody heard about a new store that opened in New York city? It’s called The Husband’s Store and you can go there and shop for a husband. There are six floors in this store. You can only visit each floor one time though. Each floor you go up, the value increases. You may choose any item from any particular floor, but you cannot, you can go up a floor but you cannot go back down. So, there was a woman who went to the husband’s floor to find herself a husband. On the first floor, the sign on the door read, “These men have jobs.” Floor 2 says, “These men have jobs and love kids.” Floor number 3 said, “These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking.” “Wow, she thought, “this is sounding pretty good but I am compelled to go on to the next floor.” Well she does go to the fourth floor and the sign reads, “These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead good-looking and they help with the housework.” “Oh mercy me”, she said, “I can hardly stand it.” “Still”, she said, “I gotta go on.” She went to the fifth floor, “These men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead good-looking and they help with the housework and have a very strong romantic streak”. But she couldn’t stand it, she decided she had to just find out what was on floor number six. Floor number six says, “You are visitor 31, 000, 456 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.” 🤣

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