I heard about this man. He was sitting in a dark restaurant. He said to the lady next to him, “Would you like to hear a blonde joke?” She said, “Woah, before you tell me, you should know that I’m blonde six-foot tall and a professional body builder. The lady next to me is a blonde, six-foot two and a professional wrestler and the lady next to her is blonde six-foot five and a kickboxing champion of the world. Now, do you still want to tell me?” He thought about it a moment and said, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.” –Ask Big, Joel Osteen