I heard about somebody sent me this prayer about food and it goes like this “Lord, grant me the strength that I may not fall into the clutches of cholesterol. At polyunsaturates, I’ll never mutter, for the road to hell is paved with butter. Cake is cursed and cream is awful and Satan is hiding in every waffle. Beelzebub is a chocolate drop, Lucifer is a lollipop. Teach me the evils of fried chicken from the South. Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth.” —Taking Care of Yourself, Joel Osteen