“I heard about this husband and wife. They had been arguing for a long time about who should make the coffee in the morning. The husband thought it was the wife’s job, but she just didn’t agree, and after several heated debates, she finally told him, “I can prove it to you from the Bible that it’s the man’s job to make the coffee.” He said, “What are you talking about?” Nothing in the Bible about the man making the coffee. She said, “Sure there is.” She opened her Bible and pointed to the book of Hebrews.? ” —The Power of the SoilJoel Osteen’s Joke