Joel Osteen’s Joke “Four Passengers in a Crashing Plane”

“I heard about this airplane that was about to crash. There were four passengers but only three parachutes. The first passenger said, “I’m a leading heart surgeon . My patients need me.” He took the first parachute and jump. The second passenger said, “I’m a rocket scientist. One of the smartest men alive. My country needs me.” He took the second parachute and jump. The third passenger, Pope John Paul said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year-old boy scout, “Son, I’m old and frail. I don’t have much time left. You can have the last parachute.” The boy scout said, “Sir, don’t worry! There are still two parachutes left. You see the smartest man alive, he just jumped out with my backpack.”

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