“I heard about this young man and one day he was talking to God, he said, “God what’s a million years to you?” God said, “A million years to me is like one second to you.” He said, “Well, God what’s a million dollars like to you?” God said, “A million dollars to me is like one penny to you.” He thought about it a moment and said, “God, will you give me a penny?” God said, “Sure, just a second.” —– You’re Future is Set, Joel Osteen