Joel Osteen’s Joke “The Auto Theft”

I heard about this elderly lady. She was at the store. She accidentally locked her keys in the car. She had a coat hanger. She was trying and trying to get it unlock but she just couldn’t get it to open. She prayed and asked God to help her. About that time, this guy pulls up on a motorcycle — rough looking, dressed in leather, tattoos, a skull cap, fifteen seconds he had the car open. She hugged him and said, “Lord, thank you for sending me this nice man.” He said, “Lady, I’m not a nice man. I just got out of prison for auto theft. She hugged him again and said, “Lord, thank you. You even sent me a professional.” —God Had The Final Say, Joel Osteen


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