I heard about these three men “The Baptist, The Catholic and The Charismatic”. They died on the same day and went to heaven. Saint Peter met them at the Pearly Gates and said, “I’m so sorry men! But your rooms aren’t available yet. He didn’t know what to do so he decided to call Satan and see if he would keep them for a little while. Satan reluctantly agreed. A few hours later, Satan called back and said, “Peter, you have to come and get these three guys. The Baptist man is saving everyone. The Catholic man is forgiving everyone. And the Charismatic has already raised money enough for air conditioning. —You Are Going to Laugh Again, Joel Osteen