Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Pastor and The Mayor”

I heard about this pastor. He found a dead mule on the church grounds. He called the health department. They said they couldn’t pick it up without authorization from the mayor. Well, the mayor was not known to be rude and hard to get along with. When the pastor called, the mayor didn’t disappoint. He started ranting and raving. Finally said, “why did you even call me, isn’t it your job to bury the dead?” The pastor asked God for the right response. He said, “Yes, mayor, it’s my job to bury the dead but I always like to notify the next of kin first.” –Keep on Walking, Joel Osteen

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