Joel Osteen’s Jokes: Jokes about Oldies, Memory & Forgetfulness (Compilation)

“The Elderly Couple”

I heard about this elderly couple. They were having a terrible time with their memory. They went to the doctor. He instructed them to start writing down everything they had been forgetting. The next night, they were watching television and the wife said, “I sure would like a bowl of ice cream.” The husband said, “I’ll go get it for you.” The wife said, “Honey, you know what the doctor said, you better write it down.” He said, “I’m just going in the kitchen. I’m not going to forget.”. Came back a few minutes later, handed her a a plate of bacon and egg. She shook her head and said, “I should have known it. You forgot my toast.” – Favor Connections

“The Three Oldies”

I heard about these three sisters , ages 96, 94 and 92 that lived together. One night, the 96-year old draws a bath, she puts one foot in and stops. She hollers downstairs, “I can’t remember if I was getting in or getting out.”. The 94-year old says, “Hang on, I’ll come up and help you.”. She gets halfway up the stairs and stop, says, “I can’t remember If I was going up or coming down.” The 92-year old shook her head and said, “Boy, I hope I don’t get that forgetful” and she knocked on wood for good luck then she said, “Hang on, I’ll come help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.” -Unclutter Your Mind

Joel Osteen’s Jokes Compilation

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