Something for you to smile today 🙂 I heard about his husband and wife. They had been arguing. Now, they were giving each other the silent treatment. The next morning, the husband had to get up early and catch a plane. He needed his wife to wake him up not wanting to break the silence,Continue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Silent Treatment””
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How to Stay Calm when People Around you are Exploding
Hi, there! Having an angry day? Here’s a joke about taming your anger. ⁃ An elderly couple are sitting together one evening having dinner. The husband takes a deep breath and says, “Honey, I’m so sorry for letting out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm when IContinue reading “How to Stay Calm when People Around you are Exploding”
Joel Osteen’s Joke “The State Trooper & A Senior Citizen “
I heard about this senior citizen. He was driving down the freeway in his brand-new Corvette with the top-down going 80 miles an hour when he saw flashing red lights from a state trooper in his rear view mirror. Without thinking about it, he floated — took off to a 100 miles an hour. HeContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Joke “The State Trooper & A Senior Citizen “”
Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Negative Farmer”
I heard about this positive farmer and this negative farmer. When it would rain the positive farmer would say, “Lord, thank you for watering our crops.” The negative farmer would say, “Yeah, but if it keeps this up, it’s gonna rot the roots.” . When the sun came out, the positive farmer would say, “Lord,Continue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Negative Farmer””
Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Three Oldies”
“The Three Oldies” I heard about these three sisters , ages 96, 94 and 92 that lived together. One night, the 96-year old draws a bath, she puts one foot in and stops. She hollers downstairs, “I can’t remember if I was getting in or getting out.”. The 94-year old says, “Hang on, I’ll comeContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Three Oldies””
Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Archeologist from Texas”
I heard about this archeologist in New York. He dug down 10 feet and found traces of copper wiring dating back a hundred years. He concluded that New Yorkers had a telephone network over a hundred years ago. Not to be outdone, an archeologist from California dug down 20 feet and found copper wirings datingContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Archeologist from Texas””
Joel Osteen’s Jokes “St. Peter and the Man who died”
I heard about this man who died and went to heaven. St. Peter escorted him down this long hallway filled with clocks. The hands on the clocks were moving at different speed. Peter explained that every person has a clock. When they sin, the clock ticks. The man saw a clock barely moving. It’s BillyContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “St. Peter and the Man who died””
Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Head Hog at the Trough”
I heard about this man who called the church office. He said , “I want to speak to the Head Hog at the Trough!”. The secretary was offended ….
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Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Elderly Couple”
Something for you to smile today 🙂 “The Elderly Couple” I heard about this elderly couple. They were having a terrible time with their memory. They went to the doctor. He instructed them to start writing down everything they had been forgetting. The next night, they were watching television and the wife said, “I sureContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Elderly Couple””
Joel Osteen’s Jokes “Outrunning a Grizzly Bear”
“Outrunning a Grizzly Bear” I heard about this man, he was taking a walk in the woods with his friend when suddenly they encounter a huge grizzly bear about 20 yards in front of them. They both froze in their trunks. As the bear intently stared them down, they contemplated what they should do. Finally,Continue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “Outrunning a Grizzly Bear””
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