Joel Osteen’s Jokes – Some Random Thoughts

Joel Osteen’s Jokes “A Protestant Turned Catholic”

It’s Wednesday again! How’s yours going? Well, why don’t you take a break and enjoy this 👇 Every Friday during lent, while his neighbors were eating cold fish, he was grilling a steak in his backyard. They couldn’t stand the temptation and decided to try to convert…

Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Minister vs. The Taxicab Driver”

The minister stepped up, “He said, “Wait a minute. That couldn’t be right. The taxicab driver go t a gold stuff and this is all I get?” Peter said, “Sir, up here…

Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Three HYMNS”

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Joel Osteen Jokes “Adam and Eve”

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Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Pastor and The Mayor”

A pastor found a dead mule on the church grounds. He started ranting and raving. Finally said, “why did you even call me, isn’t it your job to bury the dead?”….

Joel Osteen’s Joke “The Man and His Mother-In-Law in Jerusalem”

“The Man and His Mother-in-law” I heard about this man. He was on vacation in Jerusalem with his family when his mother-in-law suddenly died. He went to make arrangements to take the body back home. The consulate said it would cost five thousand dollars to have the body shipped but he could have her buriedContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Joke “The Man and His Mother-In-Law in Jerusalem””

Joel Osteen’s Jokes “BUBBA’S CAT and HIS TAIL”

“I heard about Bubba He was outside doing yard work with his weed eater when he accidentally cut off his cat’s tail. The cat was in the bushes, Bubba didn’t see him. He felt so badly. He grabbed the tail. He grabbed the cat, said to his friend, “I’m going to Walmart.” His friend said,Continue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “BUBBA’S CAT and HIS TAIL””

Joel Osteen’s Joke “A Million Dollars to Me: A Penny to You”

“I heard about this young man and one day he was talking to God, he said, “God what’s a million years to you?” God said, “A million years to me is like one second to you.” He said, “Well, God what’s a million dollars like to you?” God said, “A million dollars to me isContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Joke “A Million Dollars to Me: A Penny to You””

Joel Osteen’s Joke “Four Passengers in a Crashing Plane”

“I heard about this airplane that was about to crash. There were four passengers but only three parachutes. The first passenger said, “I’m a leading heart surgeon . My patients need me.” He took the first parachute and jump. The second passenger said, “I’m a rocket scientist. One of the smartest men alive. My countryContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Joke “Four Passengers in a Crashing Plane””

Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The New Police Recruit”

I heard about this new police recruit, he was taking his final exam in front of a large classroom. The sergeant asked him, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?” Without missing a beat, he said, “call for backup.” —- Bloom Where You Are Planted, Joel Osteen