It’s Wednesday again! How’s yours going? Well, why don’t you take a break and enjoy this 👇 Every Friday during lent, while his neighbors were eating cold fish, he was grilling a steak in his backyard. They couldn’t stand the temptation and decided to try to convert…
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Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Minister vs. The Taxicab Driver”
The minister stepped up, “He said, “Wait a minute. That couldn’t be right. The taxicab driver go t a gold stuff and this is all I get?” Peter said, “Sir, up here…
Joel Osteen’s Joke “The Man and His Mother-In-Law in Jerusalem”
“The Man and His Mother-in-law” I heard about this man. He was on vacation in Jerusalem with his family when his mother-in-law suddenly died. He went to make arrangements to take the body back home. The consulate said it would cost five thousand dollars to have the body shipped but he could have her buriedContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Joke “The Man and His Mother-In-Law in Jerusalem””
Joel Osteen’s Joke “Four Passengers in a Crashing Plane”
“I heard about this airplane that was about to crash. There were four passengers but only three parachutes. The first passenger said, “I’m a leading heart surgeon . My patients need me.” He took the first parachute and jump. The second passenger said, “I’m a rocket scientist. One of the smartest men alive. My countryContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Joke “Four Passengers in a Crashing Plane””
Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Evangelist and The New Dog”
I heard about this man that got a new dog and he was having a terrible time training him. On the verge of despair, he came across a charismatic Evangelist who said “Leave the dog with me. I’ll have him train in no time.” The next week the owner returned, the Evangelist picked up aContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Evangelist and The New Dog””
Love at First Note? (A short Story)
During WWII, there was a young soldier in a library in Florida. While he was reading a book, he noticed all the handwritten notes in the margin. They were very thoughtful and heartwarming. He turned to the front of the book and it just so happened, it had the previous owner’s name and address…..
Joel Osteen’s Jokes “Directions and the Stray Dog”
Looking for something to make you smile or laugh today? Try this. “Bubba and the Stray Dog” “I heard about this man named, Bubba. He lived way out of the country. There’s this stray dog that kept showing up at his house. His wife said, “Bubba, you have to put the dog in the truckContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “Directions and the Stray Dog””
Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Minister and The Police Officer”
Looking for something to make you smile or laugh today? Try these. The Minister & The Police Officer I heard about this minister. He was driving down the road when he got pulled over by a policeman. The officer came up to the window and smelled alcohol. He saw a thermos and said “Sir, whatContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Minister and The Police Officer””
Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Pastor & His New Horse”
“The Pastor and his New Horse“ I heard about this pastor. He bought a new horse. He trained it to respond to “praise the lord” meaning giddy-up and “hallelujah” meaning woah. Every time he said praise the lord, the horse would take off running. When he said hallelujah, it would quickly stop. One day heContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Pastor & His New Horse””
Joel Osteen’s Funny Parables “Neighbor’s Dirty Laundry”
Have you been having a not so good of a day? People annoyed you. Things didn’t go your way? Well, here are some amusing food for your thoughts that can surely make you smile (hopefully) and make you self-reflect, too. “Neighbor’s Dirty Laundry“ This couple moved in to a new neighborhood. One morning while theyContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Funny Parables “Neighbor’s Dirty Laundry””
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