“I heard about this young man and one day he was talking to God, he said, “God what’s a million years to you?” God said, “A million years to me is like one second to you.” He said, “Well, God what’s a million dollars like to you?” God said, “A million dollars to me isContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Joke “A Million Dollars to Me: A Penny to You””
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Joel Osteen’ Jokes “Who Should Make Coffee in the Morning? Husband or Wife? “
“I heard about this husband and wife. They had been arguing for a long time about who should make the coffee in the morning. The husband thought it was the wife’s job, but she just didn’t agree, and after several heated debates, she finally told him, “I can prove it to you from the BibleContinue reading “Joel Osteen’ Jokes “Who Should Make Coffee in the Morning? Husband or Wife? “”
Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Confession of the Three Pastors”
Having a bad day? Well, how about reading something that can make you smile? “The Confession of the Three Pastors” I heard about these three pastors that were in a boat fishing together one day. One of them said, “We never get to let our hair down. Let’s each tell the area that we struggleContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Confession of the Three Pastors””
Joel Osteen’s Jokes “Directions and the Stray Dog”
Looking for something to make you smile or laugh today? Try this. “Bubba and the Stray Dog” “I heard about this man named, Bubba. He lived way out of the country. There’s this stray dog that kept showing up at his house. His wife said, “Bubba, you have to put the dog in the truckContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “Directions and the Stray Dog””
Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Minister and The Police Officer”
Looking for something to make you smile or laugh today? Try these. The Minister & The Police Officer I heard about this minister. He was driving down the road when he got pulled over by a policeman. The officer came up to the window and smelled alcohol. He saw a thermos and said “Sir, whatContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Minister and The Police Officer””