Joel Osteen’s Jokes “Outrunning a Grizzly Bear”

“Outrunning a Grizzly Bear”

I heard about this man, he was taking a walk in the woods with his friend when suddenly they encounter a huge grizzly bear about 20 yards in front of them. They both froze in their trunks. As the bear intently stared them down, they contemplated what they should do. Finally, the man said to his friend, “I think we should run.” His friends said, “Are you crazy? We can’t outrun a grizzly bear!” The man said, “I know that. I don’t have to outrun him. I just have to outrun you.” – Joel Osteen, Keep Your Joy

Joel Osteen’s Jokes Compilation

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APARTMENT FOR RENT: 20sqm Unfurnished Studio Unit in the Heart of Cebu City

12, 000.00 PHP per month excluding other bills (electricity, water, condo dues, etc.)

FLOOR PLANS

LOCATION 

  • proximate to 4 major hospitals, 3 major schools and churches
  • 5-8 mins to downtown (USC Main Campus, Sto. Nino Church, cheap bazaar stores area)
  • 15 minutes to IT Park
  • A retail arcade is also available on the ground floor area of the project.

It is in a densely populated urban area that is proximate to 4 major hospitals, 3 major schools and churches. This helps lessen the stress that people tend to feel especially when travelling to and from these important places.

AMENITIES & FACILITIES 

  • Power back-up in common lobbies and corridors
  • 1.5-meter wide corridors.
  • Swimming Pool
  • Materials Recovery system
  • 24-hour security system
  • Roof Deck Amenities
  • Provision for Gym and Lounge
  • A retail area covering about 2,000 sq. m. will be located on the ground floor to cater, in part, the needs of the residents
  • A Tiled toilet and bath with shower, faucet, lavatory, toilet bowl and mechanical exhaust.
  • Kitchen countertop and built-in lower cabinets with provision for exhaust system.
  • Provisions for cable TV, telephone/internet.
  • Power back-up in common lobbies and corridors
  • Individual utility meters.
  • Painted walls and ceilings.
  • Ceramic tiles for Living, Dining & Kitchen floors
  • Fire detection and suppression system.
  • Provision for window-type air conditioning system
  • Commercial Spaces
  • Reception and Lobby per tower
  • Two (2) passenger elevators per tower
  • 100% power back-up system for commercial areas
  • Administration and Security Office
  • 1.5 to 2.5-meter wide corridors.
  • Materials Recovery Facility
  • Services of a Property Management
  • 24-hour security system
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Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Confession of the Three Pastors”

Having a bad day? Well, how about reading something that can make you smile?

“The Confession of the Three Pastors”

I heard about these three pastors that were in a boat fishing together one day. One of them said, “We never get to let our hair down. Let’s each tell the area that we struggle the most so we can pray for each other. “ The first one said, “I hate to admit this, but I have a problem with gambling. I sneak out a lot of nights and go gambling.” The second one said, “I have a problem with cheating. I hardly ever pay my taxes.” The third one just sat there silently. They waited waited and waited but he wouldn’t budge. They said “We are not leaving until you tell us yours. He said, “Alright, my greatest sin is with gossiping and I can’t wait to get off this boat.” –Under Construction, Joel Osteen

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And just like that, it’s winter again

March 23, 2022

Getting up today was the hardest, not because I was lazy, but because I felt like I hadn’t had any sleep at all for the last two days. What crippling thoughts they are, triggering all the undesirables in me. But then, endure if I must, get up is what I should do, and so I did

I wanted to wear something that would distract me from my state, but then, I realized it was colder once again, so I checked out the weather. Oh, just the day before today was the official Spring day. But the weather for today, I checked, oh just like that, it’s winter again

Then, I began to get excited, the weather was showing it’s a rainy day and gonna be a 100% snowy day

Then, I began to get excited, the weather was showing it’s a rainy day and gonna be a 100% snowy day

I got excited, because I thought it’s gonna be snowing heavily

Yehey!!! it’s gonna snow today

Something that makes me feel less alone and happy

Never mind the cold, the weather is with me today

A snowy day —-where everything turns white & peaceful for me

Then, it would feel like the universe is with me

Sharing my pain, telling me that even the sky won’t hold it all in

It pours when it has to, because after then,

Everything becomes white, peaceful and just beautiful

Because it’s been your SPRING time after all

—marymancee

And just like that, you’re in and now, you’ve crashed my spring again

Love at First Note? (A short Story)

Are you living frustrated because your prayers aren’t being answered the way you want? Your plans aren’t not working out? Like you, I sometimes let things like worries, doubts, and frustrations get to me, too. So, here’s a short story of handling disappointments— reminding us why we should let go of FRUSTRATIONS and WORRIES, continue trusting and doing the right thing even when situations aren’t what we hope to be. A reminder of still doing the right thing and passing our tests in life. A STORY about

“A Young Soldier and a Lady named “Holly” “

During WWII, there was a young soldier in a library in Florida. While he was reading a book, he noticed all the handwritten notes in the margin. They were very thoughtful and heartwarming. He turned to the front of the book and it just so happened, it had the previous owner’s name and address. It was a lady named “Holly” that lived in New York city. He wrote her a letter introducing himself– telling how he was about to be shipped off overseas to Europe the next day. He invited to respond and they could talk about the book. Much to his surprise, he received a letter in return. For the next 13 months, they wrote back and forth. Again and again–getting closer and closer. They were actually falling in love yet they have never seen each other. He had requested a picture but she refused. A year and a half later, he was coming back home through New York city. This was their big opportunity, they were going to meet for the first time and go out for dinner. she said, “I’ll be waiting for you when you get off the ship. You’ll know it’s me by the pink rose I’ll be wearing. Sailing back across the ocean, he was so excited and so nervous at the same time. He stepped of the ship. The big moment finally arrived. this beautiful young lady came walking toward him. She took his breath away. She was stunning tall, gorgeous features —in great shape. She looked like a movie star. He couldn’t believe what he was seeing. He was so taken aback by it. He didn’t realize she wasn’t wearing a pink rose and she passed on by. He finally came back down to earth. About that time, this lady in her 40s, walked up to him. She wasn’t necessarily attractive. Had graying hair and just so happened she was wearing a pink rose. Disappointed but not showing it, he walked up to her with a smile. He saluted and said, “Hello, ma’am. You must be Holly. I’m so glad to meet you. Can I take you to dinner?” The lady said, “Son, I’m not sure what’s going on, but the young lady that just passed you asked me to wear this pink rose. She said if you invited me to dinner to tell you she’ll be waiting for you in the restaurant across the way.

It was just simply a test. Will you do the right thing when its hard? Will you trust God when it’s not what you thought? When you don’t understand it? God said to Abraham, because you did not withhold your only son, I would surely bless you and make your descendants as numerous as the sand in the seashore.

When you do like Abraham and this young soldier, and you pass the trust test, God will not only give you the desires of your heart, he’ll do more than you can ask or think. Are you living frustrated because your prayers aren’t being answered the way you want? Your plans aren’t not working out? Take the pressure off God is in control. Trust Him unconditionally.

When God sees that you don’t have to have it, many times, God will give you back what you are willing to give up.

Joel Osteen‘s short story in his sermon “Unconditional Trust” Mar 26, 2017 on YouTube

Joel Osteen’s Jokes “Directions and the Stray Dog”

Looking for something to make you smile or laugh today? Try this.

“Bubba and the Stray Dog”

“I heard about this man named, Bubba. He lived way out of the country. There’s this stray dog that kept showing up at his house. His wife said, “Bubba, you have to put the dog in the truck and take him out to the woods and drop him off. That’s where he lives.”

Bubba drove him a mile down the road, dropped him off. When he came back home, the dog was walking up the driveway. Practically, beating him back. He did the same thing, it happened again. His wife said, “Bubba, you have to take him way out. Drive him around in circles, get him mixed up.”

Bubba drove him an hour away -crisscrossed country road he’s never driven before dropped the dog off. Two hours later, Bubba called his wife from the truck and said, “Did that dog make it back home?”

She said, “Yeah, here comes walking up.” He said, “Do me a favor. Put him on the line. I need directions. “

–You Have a Defender, Joel Osteen

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The Romance of Love

One half of me is a hopeless romantic, the other half is so damn realistic. The most romantic love story isn’t Romeo and Juliet who died together. …

The Romance of Love

I’m feeling like I’m about to explode of this anger I couldn’t trace why it’s existing where it’s coming from (which only happens when I’m exposed to a certain person) and then was getting worried if I was really going insane that this has kept happening or was this just me really going insane. That’s two insanes so far and if I had kept going, that would have been more than that because that’s all I could kept saying to scare myself away from the rage ….and then I stumbled upon this and I had to burst with “The Lannisters send their regards” part 🤣 🤣 🤣 This is such a collection of good vibes I hope you’ll enjoy as much as I do. Thanks for the brilliance of the person who put the efforts to combine and share this and as Taylor Swift said as she released her “Folklore” album, now, it’s up to me to pass it down 😆 Sharing it in the hope of lifting people up —reminding them there’s more to laugh about in life 🧡🧡🧡

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Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Pastor and the Grizzly Bear”

The Pastor and the Grizzly Bear

I heard about his pastor. He’d been out bear hunting all day long. He searched and searched through the woods and couldn’t just find any signs of a bear. Finally in frustrations, he threw his gun on the ground and went to the stream to cool off. At that time he saw this huge grizzly bear about a hundred yards away running toward him full speed ahead. He fell on his knees and said, “God, please convert this bear to a Christian.” Miraculously, the bear froze in his tracks, put both paws up in the air and said, “Lord, thank you for this food that I’m about to eat.” – Extra Mile Blessings, Joel Osteen

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Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Minister and The Police Officer”

Looking for something to make you smile or laugh today? Try these.

The Minister & The Police Officer

I heard about this minister. He was driving down the road when he got pulled over by a policeman. The officer came up to the window and smelled alcohol. He saw a thermos and said “Sir, what are you drinking?” The minister said, just water officer. He asked to see the thermos. He took one sniff and said “Smells like wine to me.” The minister said, “What do you know? Jesus did it again!” – Peaceful on Purpose, Joel Osteen

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