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Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Baptist, The Catholic and The Charismatic”

I heard about these three men “The Baptist, The Catholic and The Charismatic”. They died on the same day and went to heaven. Saint Peter met them at the Pearly Gates and said, “I’m so sorry men! But your rooms aren’t available yet. He didn’t know what to do so he decided to call SatanContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Baptist, The Catholic and The Charismatic””

Joel Osteen’s Jokes: Christian Jokes Involving Pastors (Compilation)

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Joel Osteen’s Joke “The Man and His Mother-In-Law in Jerusalem”

“The Man and His Mother-in-law” I heard about this man. He was on vacation in Jerusalem with his family when his mother-in-law suddenly died. He went to make arrangements to take the body back home. The consulate said it would cost five thousand dollars to have the body shipped but he could have her buriedContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Joke “The Man and His Mother-In-Law in Jerusalem””

Joel Osteen’s Joke “The Auto Theft”

She was at the store. She accidentally locked her keys in the car. She had a coat hanger. She was trying and trying to get it unlock but she just couldn’t get it to open. She prayed and asked God to help her…..

Joel Osteen’s Joke “A Million Dollars to Me: A Penny to You”

“I heard about this young man and one day he was talking to God, he said, “God what’s a million years to you?” God said, “A million years to me is like one second to you.” He said, “Well, God what’s a million dollars like to you?” God said, “A million dollars to me isContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Joke “A Million Dollars to Me: A Penny to You””

Joel Osteen’s Joke “Four Passengers in a Crashing Plane”

“I heard about this airplane that was about to crash. There were four passengers but only three parachutes. The first passenger said, “I’m a leading heart surgeon . My patients need me.” He took the first parachute and jump. The second passenger said, “I’m a rocket scientist. One of the smartest men alive. My countryContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Joke “Four Passengers in a Crashing Plane””

Joel Osteen’ Jokes “Who Should Make Coffee in the Morning? Husband or Wife? “

“I heard about this husband and wife. They had been arguing for a long time about who should make the coffee in the morning. The husband thought it was the wife’s job, but she just didn’t agree, and after several heated debates, she finally told him, “I can prove it to you from the BibleContinue reading “Joel Osteen’ Jokes “Who Should Make Coffee in the Morning? Husband or Wife? “”

Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The New Police Recruit”

I heard about this new police recruit, he was taking his final exam in front of a large classroom. The sergeant asked him, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?” Without missing a beat, he said, “call for backup.” —- Bloom Where You Are Planted, Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Evangelist and The New Dog”

I heard about this man that got a new dog and he was having a terrible time training him. On the verge of despair, he came across a charismatic Evangelist who said “Leave the dog with me. I’ll have him train in no time.” The next week the owner returned, the Evangelist picked up aContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “The Evangelist and The New Dog””

Joel Osteen’s Jokes “Prayers About Food”

I heard about somebody sent me this prayer about food and it goes like this “Lord, grant me the strength that I may not fall into the clutches of cholesterol. At polyunsaturates, I’ll never mutter, for the road to hell is paved with butter. Cake is cursed and cream is awful and Satan is hidingContinue reading “Joel Osteen’s Jokes “Prayers About Food””